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November 05 神神叨叨的办公室不总说沉重话题了。来点儿好玩儿的。
今天回家P突然说,浅井是不是制败你啊,用他的方法做的栗子根本没法吃。还“像海水一样咸”。。。我突然意识到桌上的栗子是新的,拿过来一尝,过去喝了一杯水才把咸味儿去掉。果然像喝了一口海水似的。
前两天P想做栗子,我说浅井做过很好吃,她逼我去问,我问回来的结果是:“在水里加盐,加到像海水一样咸,煮后用平底锅干炒。”结果P做出来的栗子真的像海水一样咸了,我笑到快崩溃了。说,全拿来我明天拿去全让他吃了。P有点儿舍不行说,他肯定不吃,到时候就扔了。我说:难道你还能吃吗?P说,我吃了好多呢。边吃边喝水,当咸菜吃的。
我肚子疼死了。强烈怀疑是P煮得时间太长了。。。
这是某天浅大爷给我的崩崩设计的新发型。崩崩很不喜欢,郁闷到抬头纹都出来了。
这是某天我吃完橙子剪了个桃心放在电话上,第二天突然间发现上面画了一个我。。。(我宁愿相信那不是我。。。)
有一天大爷逼总是快打铃才来的我把早来十分钟的计划写在白板上。过了几日,突然发现下面突然出现了一行批注。。。
大爷帮那个国企从塘沽借来了照度计,还了之后他们又想借。大爷说你们买一个多好啊。结果负责人面露难色,就是不愿意去着手买。大爷实在受不了了让我查查看卖多少钱。结果我一查就卖五百块,大爷说让他们买一个吧,五百又不贵。后来我上神奇的淘宝一看,竟然还有卖五十四块的,笑到抽筋儿之后大爷说,算了,我自己买一个送她当礼物得了!我说,要不咱们公司买一个吧。于是第二天我们到五金那家实体店买了一个稍微好一点儿的,花了一百四十块。
大爷写了个纸单,说要租给他们100块/天。我说,完了,我已经告诉她说租给她们2元/天了。。。大爷说,谁让你随便判断的?!你这样什么时候回本??!!
鉴于我们部长天天要让我介绍漂亮女孩给她,大爷在下面加了一句:如果介绍漂亮的女孩子的话就2元/天。 October 02 homework...translate this plz.作业一:
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Your October Horoscope by Susan Miller Sagittarius Forecast for October 2009 By Susan Miller What a difference a month makes! September could not have been more stressful for you, particularly if you were born in mid-to-late December, but you pulled through and you met a challenge head-on. Now October dawns and brings good news on many fronts. Just when you thought it was unlikely that anything new and exciting would happen in October, the universe comes bearing gifts. This is the magic and wonder of life and the reason you must keep striving, because sooner or later it pays off. The big news of October is that Saturn will leave earth sign Virgo on October 29, a place it has occupied since September 2007. Taskmaster Saturn will move into Libra, a fellow air sign that will be far friendlier for your fire sign element than its place in Virgo could ever be. Once in Libra, you will absorb more easily the new lessons Saturn will have for you, without so much struggle. Additionally, Saturn will no longer be on a sharp angle of your chart, considered one of the hardest places in a chart to host this demanding planet. Better days are due, dear Sagittarius, and I am so happy to have this news for you. Specifically, Saturn has been touring your tenth house of career for two years, and ever since, your abilities, good judgment, practicality, resourcefulness, and determination to stay the course have been tested. Depending on the exact day of your birthday, some part of the past two years proved to be quite difficult. For example, if you were born near the beginning of your sign, say, November 22 to 28, you probably felt the heavy tests of Saturn in the first eleven months, from September 2007 to August 2008. If you were born near December 9 to 17, you felt Saturn's challenges more directly this year, particularly since June, but doubly so in September. You likely had a workout last month. After Saturn leaves at the end of October, Saturn will return to your tenth house of career for 14 weeks next spring, from April 7 to July 21, but those weeks will go quickly. The Sagittarians who were born December 17 to 21 have not had the full course with Saturn, so he is coming back to direct his attention mainly to those members of the sign. You are more fortunate than the rest, however, because by then you will have had several months of rest and it will be easier to cope. Best of all, no matter when your birthday happens to fall, after Saturn leaves in early June 2010, he won't be back to your career sector again until 2036. Saturn always leaves a gift by the door when your tour of duty is over, but never during the testing phase. You may receive your professional reward soon after Saturn is fully gone, say, in March, or it may come later, after the 14-week period is over, say, in August or September 2010. The harder you worked, the more impressive your reward will be. You won't have to scratch your head and wonder, "Could this be my gift from Saturn?" You will know when it comes, for sure. There is other news this month, so let's get started looking at the top of the month and go through it chronologically now. At the beginning of the month, a love relationship will reach a culmination, even if you had not planned for one. This full moon will be in Aries, a fellow fire sign that blends beautifully with your Sun sign, hinting that feelings will crest to a delightful stage. Having said that, I should add that if things between you and someone close have been going downhill for some time, this full moon may bring the courage to leave, freeing you to pursue others. Still, I feel you have a stronger chance of having a happy, even possibly thrilling episode in the days surrounding October 4 (plus or minus four days). This full moon will be well angled to Jupiter, your ruler and giver of gifts and luck. There is a possibility you will travel over the weekend of October 3-4, perhaps to go to a party or to see someone you are dating out of town. Are you hoping to adopt a baby or are you pregnant and awaiting the moment when it's time to go to the hospital? Keep those bags packed within four days of October 4, the most likely time of the month to give birth or hear news from the adoption agency. Wow, now that's exciting! If you have children, you may be riveted on one of them in the first week and making plans for that child. It's a joyous time, so enjoy it, dear Sagittarius. Real estate news shines over October 4, due to a concurrent beam of Mars, now in Cancer, to Uranus, in Pisces. This suggests you may rent, buy, or sell a house or other home-related property, or find some sort of deal that is home related. Most of us need money when we do anything involving our homes, whether we renovate, move, redecorate, and so forth, and happily, over this weekend, the money would appear. If you are hoping to refinance your house, this is the time of the month to be talking with the bank. If you have been concerned over the welfare of a parent, good news may come like lightning over this weekend as well. Also over this full moon period, October 1-7, you may be finishing up a creative project, or finally get the approval you have awaited for so long. If this is how the full moon works out for you, it is likely to be a very adventurous project that opens you up to completely new elements and experiences. Lots of personal growth should result. Mercury is no longer retrograde as it was last month, so it would be fine to present ideas, accept offers, and enter into new associations. If you were born on December 2, plus or minus four days, you will do best. Financially, you seem to be spending quite a bit of money lately, due to Mars' tour of your eighth house. It appears you have had to put high balances on your credit cards, or may have been forced to ask the bank or others for a large loan. Other Sagittarians may have refinanced their mortgage to free up funds to pay bills. Mars almost always forces up expenses when touring the eighth house, as you have. If you have been trying to hold the line, the good news is that Mars will move off this difficult position on October 16 and not come back for two years. Hooray! From this month on, it will be far easier for you to control your finances. If you are self-employed (or want to be), you may have been busy presenting your business plan to investors - or if you are at the end of a marriage, you may have tried to negotiate the division of property in a divorce. These matters will likely be cleared up by mid-month. If you have been having a dispute with an insurance company, I feel both sides will settle, for talks would not likely extend beyond October 15, the date Mars will leave Cancer. The eclipses this past summer, July 7 and 21, emphasized your finances and created an environment where things were in flux and about to change. As you reach early October, Mars will continue this trend. Watch the day prior to the day Mars leaves Cancer, October 14, when it will reach 29 degrees, the same degree as the July 21 eclipse. On October 14, plus or minus two days, you may get important financial news that emphasizes the eighth house of other people's money. For example, you may get venture capital, an inheritance, scholarship, commission, or other financial bonus. Actually not only do you have this sensitive mathematical degree being triggered, you also have Mars and Venus in perfect sync in your financial house on October 14, boding good tidings. Occasionally when Mars tours the eighth house as you have, we choose to have a medical or dental procedure. Surgery is found in the transformative eighth house, so if you need a wisdom tooth pulled, or require a little help with your knee, you may decide to go in and have the surgeon fix it up. It would be a logical time to do so. When Mars enters Leo on October 16, it will be a wonderful development for you, dear Sagittarius. Mars will then begin to light your ninth house of international relationships, travel, higher education, publishing, and broadcasting, and all are areas that will virtually shower you with opportunity. This is very exciting because the areas ruled by the ninth house are just up your alley - you love them all, and all will glimmer with fresh new options. Mars in fire sign Leo is a boon to fire sign Sagittarius! It doesn't get any better than this! Usually Mars spends seven weeks in any one part of the chart, but this year, Mars will spend an astounding eight months in Leo! This is as good as it gets! It may be good to note that Mars will be stronger than he will be in November. This is because Mars is "running down" in energy in anticipation of going retrograde on December 20, a point when he will be at his lowest ebb. You will want to get as much done as you can in the second two weeks of October, while Mars is so strong. November will be all right too, but not quite as strong. By December you will need a lot of patience as you see one delay right after another. Not only will Mars be moving at the speed of a turtle in December, Mercury will go retrograde from December 26 to January 16. Mercury rules your solar house of career success, but with Mercury settling down for a nap, this period will show little or no progress. Most of December through mid-January will be a time of waiting and watching, not advisable for taking assertive action. Keep in mind you always feel Mercury's slowdowns a good two weeks before Mercury actually goes retrograde. You will notice how quiet things are - you won't be able to push people to do things, so be patient, and act now while you can! On top of Mercury going retrograde, Mars will retrograde in Leo from December 20 to March 10. When Mars finally awakens and speeds ahead, March 10 to June 7, he will be speeding at his best pace of all. (After June 7, Mars will move to another sign.) So when you look at all the months that Mars will be helpful to you, the ones I am ranking as best-of-the-best will be from March 10 to June 7. Aim to use that period for your biggest projects! The areas you should be targeting for the March-to-early-June period include: business interests abroad, international diplomacy and trade, pursuits for higher education in college or graduate school, long-distance travel, and endeavors in broadcasting and publishing, including the Internet, telecommunications, and other digital forms. There is even more reason to be excited about October. On October 13, Jupiter, your ruler, will go from retrograde to direct, turning on the power and helping you find excellent financial opportunities. Jupiter, the good fortune planet, has been retrograde since June 16, so the fact that he is moving forward is big news - everyone will benefit from having a stronger Jupiter, but especially you! You are a child of Jupiter! (That is, Jupiter is your guardian planet.) This is all quite curious and interesting because among other things, Jupiter rules distant, mind-enhancing travel and international relationships. As you see, Jupiter is turning direct at the same time you will have Mars begin to light your ninth house of foreign people and places. This underscores the idea that you will be at the airport more than usual in coming months, a prospect that you no doubt will love! If you can't get away from home because you have too many obligations to break free, then foreign people may come to you, in person or on the phone. You may be speaking in front of others after Jupiter goes direct, publishing articles or books, or appearing on TV. You seem to have built a name for yourself, and the media will want to hear what you have to say. If you are in medicine or law, Jupiter also rules the professions, so again, you will get a boost. Now let's turn to your private life - romance, fun, and friendship! You can expect your social life to take on a new radiance once the new moon arrives October 18. This new moon will bring lots of new people to your path, but also help you be in contact with plenty of present friends, too. You'll have more reasons to step out, and you'll enjoy more cultural activities, from going to a favorite band's concert, to seeing a blockbuster museum exhibit, to enjoying tickets to a Broadway show. You'll be out and about - for sure! Venus will move through this house too, from October 14 to November 7, a lovely place for Venus to be, for while there, she will dance the dance of love with Mars. These two planets, Venus and Mars, are forever smitten with one another, and now that they are gliding in air (Venus) and fire (Mars) signs during October's second half, they will help display your charms to best advantage. One of your most divine days will be Wednesday, October 28, when Venus and Jupiter will create a dazzling evening of beauty and wonder. It's a day to enjoy going out, for sure. Saturn will enter the eleventh house, the part of your chart-ruling friends and fun, on October 29. When Saturn begins to spin his magic, he may make you more sensitive to humanitarian concerns and environmental needs, and you may decide to roll up your sleeves to help out. Or, you may run for office in a club you belong to now. If you are filled with obligations and can't do charity work, you may choose to help a friend in need on a very substantial level. You will learn things from friends, and you may even make a friend who is quite a bit older who gives you amazing advice you can use instantly. It would be a friendship you would enjoy. Compared to where Saturn has been since September 2007, this placement will be a breeze for you, and besides, Saturn in Libra is a place you understand. As you see, life is definitely heading in the right direction, dear Sagittarius. One last word - Halloween will bring a bushel of fun because the moon will move through Aries. Dare to make a costume that is different from any costumes you've ever seen! You can win the prize for creativity on this night for ghosts and goblins. Design a costume that is purely outrageous! Summary Two superb planetary shifts will take place this month, and both will have the effect of making your life happier and more carefree. First, Saturn, the taskmaster planet, will finally leave your tenth house of honors, achievement, and reputation after testing you to learn new skills. Since Saturn has journeyed through this house since September 2009, you've had much scrutiny of your work by higher ups, and at times that may have rattled you. Saturn visits are rare, and he has not been in this part of your chart for nearly 29 years. Hence, we only get two, or possibly three, visits of Saturn to a part of the chart in our lifetime. The lessons Saturn imparts have to be memorable and strong, for they must last until Saturn has time to cycle back to refresh your lessons in this area. That won't happen until late 2036. (Subsequent visits are always easier, as you will have learned much or even all of what you needed to learn already.) When it comes to your career, now that you are about to graduate from Saturn's boot camp, you are now wiser, stronger, and more able to handle any professional challenge that is thrown your way. If you felt watched and overly supervised, that feeling will drop away - your test is over. While it is true that Saturn will be back for a brief 14-week visit to your career house from April 7 to July 21, 2010, it will be only those Sagittarius who were born late in the sign, say, from December 14 -21, who will feel the direct rays from Saturn. If that is you, you will have time to rest and to perfect your strategy before Saturn returns. Although Saturn stays with us approximately two years, we each only feel the direct rays of Saturn for nine months as it passes over the mathematical degrees of our Sun. If you were born late in your sign, you have done a six-month stint with Saturn, the reason Saturn will be back to finish up your nine-month course. No matter when your birthday falls, you have much to cheer about, and you will get rewards soon for all you've learned in your career. In another part of your chart, Mars, the active planet, is about to move into your house of international relationships and travel for nearly eight months. This emphasis will surely make you smile. With such a strong emphasis on travel, it appears you are about to pack your bags and go, more than once. You may find special business opportunity in the international arena, or you may find unusually strong chances to expand your influence through publishing, broadcasting, or academic study / college markets, areas also due to get extra energy during this trend from October 16, 2009, to June 7, 2010. You'll want some days to let down your hair, and you'll have that, too - on the full moon October 4, love should be divine, with a relationship due to reach full bloom. If you haven't been dating and you're alone, you may not be alone for long. At the new moon, October 18 and in the two weeks to follow, you'll be given another, different social influence - a chance to see friends and make new ones, join clubs, and mingle on a much bigger scale than what you have been doing so far this year. If you join a humanitarian project, you will be able to meet like-minded people you enjoy, but more importantly, you will find a way make a difference to the charity and leave your mark. Dates to note for Sagittarius Best romantic dates: October 2-7 (four star, due to the full moon in your love sector), 12, 13, 16-18 (weekend), 20-22, 27-28, 30, and 31. Halloween should be sensational with the moon in fellow fire sign Aries - perfect for you! If you need to raise money from venture capitalists, settle a tax problem, appeal an insurance case, or do anything else financially oriented, do so from October 1 to 15. The one exception to that rule will be October 23, when financial news should also be excellent. A wonderful career day will come along on October 20, thanks to an interaction between Jupiter, your ruler, and Mercury. One of your favorite days for quick short travel will be over the weekend of October 10-11, but the fun will begin Friday night, October 9. International relationships, travel, trade, and the import-export of information, goods, or services will become a growing theme in the months ahead. Make new friends, attend networking events, send an application to a club, or volunteer to help a committee or a charity after the divinely friendly new moon, October 18 plus two weeks. Want to have a nearly guaranteed perfect night out? Choose your best fun-filled social night, October 28 when Venus will signal Jupiter. Previous Month's Forecast P.S. from Susan Miller for September 2009 Susan Miller Appearances Saturday, October 3, 2009 - NEWPORT BEACH, CA Noon to 2 PM Private room with Susan Miller Event with Clarins Clarins Event Fashion Island Bloomingdale's Store 701 Newport Center Drive Newport Beach, CA 92660 (949) 729-6600 Paid Entry: $126.00 to be fully redeemable in Clarins products of your choice. The group will be small and intimate. Saturday, October 10, 2009 - SAN FRANCISCO, CA 3 PM - 4:30 PM Apple Store One Stockton Street San Francisco, CA 94108 (415) 392-0202 Come have your chart done on the big screen as Henry Selzer demonstrates his fine software, Time Passages Software for the Mac and PC. Tell me how September went for you - I want to know! BUT REMEMBER:DO NOT BUY A WII OR A PS3 OR A XBOX.You need more read and write.
作业二:
如何在十月不买WII及PS3及XBOX中的一个或几个或任意的组合。
作业三:
同时完成 作业一+作业二 September 29 如何完美偷西瓜以及浅大爷的七七八八神奇达人浅大爷又来了。还记得他要教大家如何偷西瓜不被逮吗?现在他走了,可是他音容犹在,而我脑海中只要想起他那狸猫似的小眼神儿,就从心底里不由自主地发笑。
冥思苦想的我从黄山归来,装作不经意地问大爷:如何偷西瓜啊。
大爷开始讲授他小时候的思考成果:穿条带俩大兜的裤子,裤子里面装满大石块儿。若无其事地走近瓜田,瞅准没人拿石头砸向西瓜。如果西瓜熟透了就自然裂开了。如果没熟就还好好地长它的。裂开的西瓜没法卖,被瓜农挑出来摆在路边,坏小子浅之后若无其事地走近说:这瓜坏了,能给我吧?于是那瓜就送他了。
我。。。。。。真的五体投地了。
大爷得意地说,要动脑筋知道吧。
有的人是起初很完美,其实隐藏着巨大性格缺陷,离得越近,就越容易被伤害。时间长了,便变成了大家唾弃的对象。有的人是看上去很冷漠,接触起来却是却来越舒服,然后不经意地听到越来越多的他的好评,彻底地让人折服魅力之下。所谓路遥知马力,日久见人心正在于此。大爷就属于那种越久越真越喜欢的人。初来公司的时候,走廊上他不与你打招呼,说话他不看你眼睛,一副拒人千里之外的样子,让人没法接近。而当他成了我的领导,我发现他不仅人幽默豁达,而且朋友很多处得长久。之前公司的下属现如今还天天跟他联系,周末一起去打球运动,大爷回来之后向我诉苦:跟他们打羽毛球太痛苦了!一点儿也不知道照顾老人!后场一拍,网前一拍,害我跑也跑不动,追也追不上,吊死我了!再也不和中国人打球了!我说:人家没把你当老人呗。大爷还是忿忿了很久。下周又去了。
大爷跟我说,以前的部下老婆是天大的老师,她说天大里面有一棵砸牛顿头的苹果树。还说哪天带他去看看。我说:连牛顿那棵都是杜撰的,天大哪儿来牛顿的苹果树去!大爷说,我觉得也是!我再问问他。闲不拉叽地打电话跟人确认。人家说,大概应该可能是有的吧,老婆说的应该是真理。这个时候我上网一查,可不天大还真种着一棵从英国牛顿故乡带回的苹果树枝条,还正正经经地立块碑写着“牛顿苹果树”。我拿给大爷看,说,还真有。大爷说:你看吧!我是很信任他和他老婆的,我就觉得有,就你说不相信!我是充分信任人家的。我。。。。。你刚才不还说你也不信的嘛!过了几天大爷问我,十月份去看牛顿苹果树,你去看么?我当然要去看看了。哈哈。虽然我心里还是认为它是假的。。。。
大爷说当年在那边做部长的时候,因为总是丢工具所以只好把工作间都安了上栅栏。于是工人们不干了,说自己像是在监狱里工作。大爷拼命想了两天,招集大伙儿问道:谁家窗户上穿防盗网了?N人举手。大爷说:你们家里装了那些铁棍就不觉得是在监狱里,怎么公司的就觉得了呢。众人皆服,安心工作。
大爷的话语总在嘲弄和解嘲之间,于是让你根本生不起气来。互相攻击是我们每天最喜欢做的事情。一日大爷说我,你的脑子该放冰箱里冻冻,都是浆的。我说,你的脑子应该放微波炉里化化,都是块儿的。一会儿大爷又说,你的脑子就像花生仁那么大。我说,你的更小。大爷说,是我的更小,我的就跟圆珠笔尖那么大。我满意的走了,大爷说,不过我的是带软件的。
我天天喝蜂蜜,给大爷他总不要。于是我就故意找碴地每天必问一遍:你喝蜂蜜吗?大爷不管在凝神做什么都会嘴角一扬,说,不要。我就抱着蜂蜜跑了。大爷说,人家蜜蜂才吃蜂蜜呢,你把人家食物都吃了。你吃蜂蜜,你就是蜜蜂,我是人类,所以我不吃蜂蜜。我说,那你喝牛奶吗?大爷:。。。。。。我们都是哺乳动物,你是虫子!
大爷很博学,经常给我讲各种常识道理。有一天告诉我说橙子皮里含有油,还拿出打火机点了一下,果然是可以点着的。我百度了一下发现果然橙皮里都含有挥发油。于是我天天拿橙子皮对着他脸挤。大爷也不生气,边躲边叫:喂!眼睛疼啦!
大爷来中国喜欢买真维斯的衣服穿,从来不穿衬衣领带,每天一派学生打扮,谁也看不出来他多大岁数。有一天穿了黑白相间的长袖T恤来上班,胸前还有一个紫色挺漂亮的大LOGO。我说,你这个衣服好年轻喔。大爷说,我就喜欢这个牌子,又便宜做工又好。我说,这种衣服我们都不买了。大学生毕业了就谁也不穿了。大爷说,我就是喜欢穿。我说,这个就是幼稚的人才穿的衣服。大爷说,无所谓,反正是在中国。过了一会儿,我又扭过来说,你这衣服好像囚犯穿的啊。大爷从电脑前抬起头来激动地把我推走,说:烦死了你!我还没说你呢!你穿着你妈妈的衣服来做什么!你看你穿的衣服,这么老气!还背你妈妈的包!
大爷说,中国的知了都是用拼音在叫的。跟日本的知了叫声不一样。 大爷说,你们中国人最喜欢说“没问题”。上次带我女儿买衣服,她看上的颜色太小。她比你还胖呢。结果衣服拉不上,店员就一直说:没问题。结果使劲一拉,整个后背拉链都暴开了。我女儿无辜地问,爹,这咋办啊。结果店员继续说:没问题!
大爷说,小孩子刚生出来简直是非人类。自己大女儿刚出生他一看:这是自己女儿吗?简直就是个猴啊。
大爷还给我讲别人的笑话。说那边技术部有个人叫山田太郎,日本人举例时全用这个名字。他办护照的时候寄过材料去被退了回来,附注:请勿误抄范例。
大爷在日本买了半座山,自己家里盖房子需要木材就带着电锯和小锯和大娘一起去自助砍树。大爷跟人学习了砍树技巧,砍到差不多的时候冲下面正在锯树枝的大娘喊,你到那边去!大娘就躲到了另一边,然后树直直地向大娘倒去。大娘火了:你是想谋杀我哈?
大爷和大娘去渡假。说日本有一种山上的温泉,是要自己挖坑然后进去泡的。大爷就一个人挖两人坑。挖好之后还要引旁边的凉水流进来调和温度,结果大爷累得要命,偷工减料没挖好,凉水冲破隔层全冲进坑里把大娘冻得要命。气得大娘骂了他一路。
大爷还披露了他追大娘的经过。说,当年刚工作,坐电车上下班。看见了个头小小的大娘,于是上前去说,能请你喝个咖啡吗?大娘惊恐地咻地就没影了。他说,我约了三回才跟我去喝咖啡啊!要想请她吃饭,那简直太难了! 。。。听上去真是美好。大爷的年轻时代果然很牛很青春。
大爷说我们现在老了很惨的。一辈子都在外面拼命赚钱,钱全握在老婆手里。老婆又在家把儿女孙子全笼到自己旗下,我们两个一吵架,没有一个向着我的。悲惨啊!老婆一发火,我声儿都不敢吭。只好低着头忍着,不然会招致更大的暴雨的。(其实这个真的是日本现状,大爷大娘这样感情和美的我估计还算是很幸福的。不然惨极了,还有老婆等老公退休了拿着积蓄离家出走的。)
大爷说大娘很没大脑。到现在也没学会开车。孩子们小时候都很郁闷,别人都是妈妈开车来接,只有自己妈妈是骑自行车来接。结果大娘说什么也不学,不过也是,骑车都能栽沟里,那要开车得是多大一杀手啊。大爷从中国回国,告诉大娘回去,结果回到家家里没人,在屋门外等了三十分钟大娘才回来。一看见大爷说:呀!忘了!我问,你生气了么?大爷说:我哪儿敢啊。。。
大爷很机灵,告诉我说,卖菜大婶卖菜的时候在秤上做手脚,用小手指按在电子秤上。大爷绕到后面去,抓个正着!大爷说,后来她不压了。不过肯定从别处赚了,算了,反正市场还是很便宜。大爷嫌钢镚很麻烦,哗啦一下全倒在桌上,大婶就拼命数走需要的数量。大爷在一旁看得很欢乐。
大爷去大婶那儿买冰糕,冰糕是买十送二。大爷不干,说,吃不完,非要买八送二。大婶哇哇乱叫,大爷也听不懂。反正最后买八送二了。
我们办公室里面有位浜先生,身庞块大,口笨嘴拙,谁也说不过,常常成为我们群体逗趣的对象。大爷更是从不放过他,一天损他二百八十遍,都快把他说熟了。大爷说他是蒙古人。CPU是好的,不过扩音器坏了。一天大爷正在说我是蒙古人的时候,浜先生很不识趣地回头。于是我们说,啊,果然真正的蒙古人听到自己的民族就有反应了。几个人矛头一致对准他开始攻击,看他语塞口拙的样子实在是有趣。大爷还不忘中间加一句:王娟!你不要欺负浜先生!浜先生还会傻乎乎的接上一句:难道不是你命令的吗?!
六年前,我在天津日料店认识了一位日本大爷。一直保持往来关系很好,也受了他很多照顾。突然有一天,看到大爷原属部门发现他们俩个是一个部门的。人生奇妙啊。我于是问浅大爷认不认得他。浅大爷想不出来。于是说,你发封邮件问问,就问他认不认识我,然后说,就是那个脑子不正常的,你问问他我在日本是怎么个情况。我大笑,浅大爷说,没事儿,就这么问。我于是去信日本,问,我现在是浅大爷的部下,你认识他吗?就是那个脑子有点儿不太正常的人。回信很快就来了,说浅大爷的事情恭恭敬敬样样正确,不过后来加了一句,他是上司级别,平时说话很直,不过你说的脑子不正常是怎么回事?看到这个一本正经的大爷被吓到的样子我简直控制不住狂笑。赶紧回信说这是浅大爷自己让我说的。晚上私人邮箱里信件就来了,说:你说他不正常,吓我一跳。你告诉浅先生,不要吓我。
大爷给他的OFFICE加了个助手,是个白胡子老头儿。没事儿就睡着了。我没事儿就去晃他起来。结果有一天怎么晃也晃不醒。大爷就拿过鼠标狂晃,边晃边念:快醒醒!快醒醒!工作中!!真睡死了!!醒不醒你!起来工作!不行这家伙,炒了!然后就换了个孙悟空。
过些日子,又把睡觉大爷换回来了。一天我去给他沏咖啡,回来发现他在正做的资料边上给大爷助手自娱自乐地加了N多对话。
:你是有马大爷吗?(我公司一白毛大爷) 你是笕大爷吗?(另一白毛大爷) 你还是圣诞老人? :我是中国人,嘿嘿嘿。 :你这个家伙总是睡觉!认真工作!笨~~蛋!
浮框:我是王娟的爸爸——————哈哈哈哈。 我看了这个冷汗一身。恨不得打他一顿。
再发一封我在福州出差的时候他发来的邮件。神人神语可见一斑。可是又是非常有激励效应的上进精神。
ローカル調査!ご苦労様です。(现地调查!辛苦了。)
連続出張での調査は大変と思います、各会社の「考え方、方針等」特徴があります。(连续出差非常辛苦,各公司都有自己的独特的“想法,方针等”。)
大切な事は、経営者がしっかりと従業員の育成を考えて一人ひとりの生活安定と向上心が有るかです。(最重要的事情是,经营者有着考虑员工的培育,使每人拥有安定生活的上进心。)
良いチャンスです!心を広げ楽しく経営者に「積極的質問」をしてください。・・・・・若い時に沢山の失敗、恥しい経験を体験する事(这是非常好的机会!放宽心,愉快地向经营者积极地提问吧。。。。。年轻的时候需要体验大量的失败以及尴尬的经验。)
(話は変わります) (换个话题)
一汽歯輪を視察しました。問題の多い会社です、小保内さんは「時間は長く掛かるが、モデルラインを築き上げる意志が強いです」 (我们去视察一汽的齿轮厂了。是个问题很多的公司,小保内说“不管花多长时间,也要构筑一个示范生产线”,意志非常强硬。)
王娟 大老師の知恵とパワーを発揮し、中国式TPSモデルラインを完成させましょう! (发挥王娟 大老师的智慧和能量,构筑完成中国式的TPS示范生产线吧!)
暴飲暴食に小心!!!!!(小心暴饮暴食!!!!!)
バイ、バイ、さいなら、再会、再見・・・。 (拜,拜,告别,再会,再见。。。) 大爷申请明年我们两个的工作预算,问我,你准备考个什么资格证么?我说,高级工程师。大爷头也不抬,没可能的事情不要妄想!
部门里填十一假期行动计划,大爷当然填的回日本。移动手段那一栏中公然写了:火箭。说,我看有人能看出来么。这计划表传过多人,终于被机灵的小南看到了,小南拿着表格过来对大爷说:这个火箭成本是不是高了点儿?大爷说,没事,咱有钱!小南说,你还得办个宇宙护照,先飞出去,再飞回来降进日本。
大爷走之前对我说,明天我就飞了。火箭的燃料多了我就进太平洋了,少了我就进日本海了,正好的话我就降回日本了。我说,拜拜~你一路小心啊~祝你燃料正好。
大爷走前在桌上留言给我:王娟 认真工作!日语的认真为“真面目”,大爷写了个“真目面”。我说你这是让我不认真工作啊。哈哈。写了个中文给他。结果都不好意思告诉他,他又写错了。。。。而大爷我也不负您望地。。。。。。玩了整整一个星期。。。。
September 25 我也不是天天哭的,摆摆那些头儿们的狗血事件薄我爱上了昨天那个MM的博客,从第一篇看起,才看了她不到半年的文章。恰好这半年里她是在纽约工作的,老公在伦敦,每三周见一次面,羡慕死人。从留言的只言片语里面发现她老公并不是她同学,而是在西藏认识的香港人,并且一起出版了一本书叫《藏地白皮书》纪念这神奇美妙的爱情,跑去卓越想买结果没货。只好期待什么时候的再次相逢。MM勤奋的日记以及稳健快活的心态感染了我,再加上睡眠充足,水星回位,今天心情明显好转,抑郁症马上就要消失了。
原本是个乐观到骨子里的人,如此长期间大面积的抑郁连自己都觉得不可思议。而今天心情一旦好转我就要继续开心起来。看到她博客上面写的工作环境中美国人很好玩儿。其实日本人也不是想象中的那么刻板的,我就遇上了两个神叨叨搞笑种子的领导,天天互相对说神经病坏脑壳的日子也很快乐。
我最近抑郁可能是因为领导跑回日本没人逗我玩儿了引起的吧。摆摆他们的狗血事件语录开心一下。
神经一号语录:
/ 周報不是日記!!!我家孩子(注:2岁)都會寫。。。我家孩子現在還不會寫,不過我家孩子都會寫! / 我是powerpoint教,你是Excel教。。。。WORD教。。。最低啊。。。 / 我以前长头发的!这样的!这么长!还喷彩色!。。。秘密啊。。。走在路上有男人从后面搭讪,“美女,去喝咖啡吗?”,走上来一看“什么呀!男的!” / 鬼。。。我猜一下。。。念MU。。。 / (对另一个人指着正在喝酸奶的我)她白天在公司喝白酒的,拿著一個吸管。邊工作邊喝。 /纳豆是脚的味道。是用安全鞋做的。 /你是坏蛋, 我是笨蛋。 /他给气势强大的我起了个外号叫大姐大,也不知道从哪儿查来的,天天叫。某天我回敬了他一个相同的外号,他蒙了:大哥大?打死也不相信这个构成相同的词指的是电话。 /我不许他把我的外号外传,他经常以此威胁我:我得把你的外号告诉山元,大。。。大。。。大。。。 我在一旁作发怒状。 山元等不下去了,说:大PIGU? 打死山元!!!
现在领导换了神经二号,是位更神经更牛的天照大神老人家。每天雷死人不偿命,语不惊人死不休。我的小心灵啊。。。我的小皱纹啊。。。我的小眼睛啊。。。 大爷去过世界大部分国家,经常给我讲各国趣事。把我笑到桌子底下的有这样一件:我去新加坡玩儿,觉得新加坡真是漂亮啊,整个城市就像一个大花园一样,我就躺在一棵大树下的长椅上,周围都是花,美滋滋的。突然间发现长椅的另一头坐过来一个美女,我就觉得再躺下去对她很失礼,就坐起来了。坐起来一看真的是好漂亮啊,当时我的色狼斗志就激发出来了,鼓足勇气请她去喝茶。后来我们去吃饭的时候,我突然间发现,她是个人妖!吓得我赶紧逃跑了,回去换了家宾馆住。。。。 大爷朋友遍天下,说,我去澳大利亚的时候,朋友来接我,是女的,比我还高一头,超壮,胳膊跟你腿差不多粗。。。||||机场一见面,咣就抱住我了!那大胸啊,挤死我了。 大爷跟大娘感情很好,大爷经常提起大娘,在他口中的大娘是个没有自理能力没有运动神经的迷糊糊的可爱小女人,他们家保险全被大娘的意外跌打损伤用了,大娘没事儿从楼梯上摔下来啊,骑自行车掉沟里啊,摔到住院,全家人拿着她的保险赔偿金旅游去了。。。神叨叨的一家子。。。。大爷带大娘去澳大利亚玩儿,傍晚时分,海滩喝咖啡休闲,温馨惬意,周围都是休闲喝茶的白人。大娘看到不远处有一个雕塑,问大爷那个是不是真的,大爷说,你过去看看不就知道了。大爷心想这种真人装的街头表演雕塑谁还不知道啊。大娘就真地凑过去看,雕塑不动,大娘快贴上去的时候雕塑猛然间向她弯下腰来!大娘:啊!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 大爷无语了,说,本来我是该去救她的,不过周围所有人都在看着她暴笑,我实在是没法过去,就端着杯子向远处逃跑了。。。。 大娘来到中国不会过马路。大爷半夜带她出去练习,大车小车呼啸而过,大爷扯着她的手说:就是现在!结果还是扯不过去。为了让大娘过马路,专门去给她买了一双运动鞋,结果大娘穿了没有半个月,鞋开口儿了。。。大娘气得跑回日本再也不想来中国了。。。 大爷是个神人,跑到美国住宾馆的时候,拿前台的糖,抓一大把,问前台:OK?人家说:OK,他就装兜里再抓一满把,问:OK?答:OK。再抓一把:OK?答:OK。抓一把,问:OK?答:OK。他就抓四大把放兜里,等走的时候再偷偷放回去。他说这样是让人家记住他,以后房间有什么事情处理得特快。 然后我们一起去常州出差的时候,前台有大盘喉糖。大爷就拿起盘子让我们拿,前两位同事当然一人拿了一个。我会意抓了满满一把,大爷高兴地说:对对对。。。另两位都看傻了。我把糖全放大爷兜里了。 大爷坐瑞士飞机的时候空姐发巧克力,他抓一把的样子拿起一个。看见人家空姐露出惊讶又释然的表情他特高兴。 他现在最爱干的事情就是欺负菜场的大婶。他说去市场买菜看见人家都剥外皮,就拿起一颗洋白菜连剥三层皮。大婶气得冲他大吼,他也听不懂人家说什么。然后拿起葱来把葱下面的根都掐掉。大婶快崩溃了。 不过下次大婶还招手叫他过去买,很热情地替他撑起一个塑料袋,他就拿起一颗迷你小西红柿放进去说:OK。 大爷儿女双全,就是没有孙女儿,女儿生了两个外孙,儿子生了两个孙子,儿媳妇又怀孕了,抱歉地对他说,不好意思,爸爸,这回还是男孩儿。前两天生出来了。名叫KAZUKI,我喜欢这个名字~大爷说,谁给我生个女孩儿我给谁奖金!有一日,我问他,你想孙子了吧,他说,想?捣蛋死了!烦死你!送你一头你养养试试!你在睡觉的时候,跶跶跶跶从你身上跑过去,一会儿跑回来说,我是来叫你起床的! 说大孙子特有性格,不管在哪儿不高兴了就往地上一趴,脸笔直冲地,手脚摆成大字,默不作声。有一次在中国的家世界,脾气上来就一趴,他妈也弄不起来他,他爸脚踩他屁股,说,你起不起来。周围围了好多女孩子看,她们会不会以为我们在虐待啊。。。 大孙子在北京宾馆里弄翻了玻璃桌子,摔坏好多东西,害他赔了二千多块。他说,我也没法说他们,因为我从小也这样。。。。唉。我儿子弄停过电车,我女儿弄翻过船,我也没法说他们,都随了我啊。 天啊,日本电车以准时著称,弄停过电车的人那得是多么有能量的人啊。。。 准备去柬埔寨的时候想请九月底的两天假,无奈年休用完了,那两天他也已经回国。就装可怜地拿着日历说,我这两天想休息。 。 。他放低声音趴桌子上跟我说,头一天上班你就装难受,痛苦一整天,晚上说要去医院,第二天打电话来找个日本人说病了没法来了,开两天假条不就完了。真是,你们这些人都是有知识没智慧。 去黄山之前的最后一天,大爷对另一个日本人说,她要去山里找她的亲戚去了。对我说,替我问你的蜜蜂爷爷和蜜蜂奶奶好啊。等你回来我教你如何偷西瓜不被人抓住。我小时候偷西瓜被逮,校长把我爸妈叫来训了一顿,我就拼命地想了一个好方法。回来告诉你。 我出门九天也没想出来如何偷西瓜不被抓。各位同学,你们想得出来吗?大爷真是绝了。下回告诉你们。 --まだまだ続く… 窗外天色很亮,中午下去洗了个澡,心情超好。要是明天不上班,心情就更好啦。大爷你快回来吧。大爷在的最后一天是九一八,我说我今天不理你。他说为啥啊,我说今天是满州事件日。他说,噢,我当年去长春的时候被一汽的人逼着参观纪念馆,还逼我买了纪念品。。。他指着自己桌上的很多我的东西说,你领土侵犯。我把我桌上橙子皮也全推他桌上说:这叫复仇! July 02 星座星座,星座怎么总是这么准捏?1.自由是她最爱,你只是其次,不能给她自由和信任,她早晚会飞越疯人院; 3. 她喜欢游乐园歌厅娱乐城,在玩乐中尽情享受,不要埋怨她的孩子气,在那快乐中你会感到她的爱恋; 4. 欺骗者死,你可以沉默,她不会问你,但你只要说谎就是死罪,你有一次辩解机会,别把她当傻子; 5. 她是粗心的,但她是女人,只要是女人就是细腻的,她忽略的事情并非不晓得,只是不介意; 6. 不要强求她化妆,射手最崇尚自然,素面朝天同时以真心待人; 7. 不要嫉妒她身边的男人,射手天生异性缘好,但射手向来不喜欢参与三角恋情,相信她你就能获得她的心; 8. 冷落是对她最大的伤害,你可以跟她辩论也可以跟她比赛,但就是不要冷落她,否则本来就爱自由的她一定会跑没影儿; 9. 她爱运动这属于天性,如果在出一身热汗后直接对她表白,机会大大的; 10. 要小心她的不稳定性,也许今天说的明天就变卦,让你体验一半儿火焰一半儿海水的感觉; 11. 她怀抱着崇高的理想,不要直接打击她,你可以陪她发发梦,但现实总在催人奋进; 12. 射手最爱旅游,有条件每年旅游两次的话最好,射手对外国风景没有任何抵抗力; 13. 爱情面前人人懵懂,她容易陷入一段爱情却不轻易许诺,她会为自己的承诺加一道枷锁; 14. 射手有逃婚倾向,不要太早求婚,等时机成熟让她感到她能从婚姻中得到更多快乐而非牵绊; 15. 发脾气前请三思,射手绝对不会不讲道理,一哭二闹三上吊大概只有你会死翘翘; 16. 三分钟热度是她们的习性,涉猎很广但不一定精通,不断变化的新鲜感是维持感情的良方; 17. 喜欢动物是天性,眷养宠物要给予它们充分自由,禁止在射手面前虐待宠物; 18. 她喜欢主动和大胆出击,在这方面你可不能落后,否则只会给她看扁; 19. 生命在于运动,即使你不擅长什么也不能扰了她的雅兴,只要放她去玩,她的耐性绝对会在你寂寞之前回到你身边; 20. 她喜欢给你惊喜,像生命充满谜团,在大街上突然抱住你来个KISS你可千万别惊讶,这是她最擅长的; 21. 她不需要大钻石也不需要毫宅,她需要别人的认可,在她看来信任感就是最大的财富,你能给予这些,一定要做; 22. 不要阻挠她去上班,即使你很可能已经家财万贯,事业支持着她的精神,让她觉得生命的活力; 23. 在看书方面射手有着超乎寻常的品位,千万不要轻易送书给她,先跟她探讨兴趣很明智,通常射手对犯罪、心理、战争、武侠、名著都有兴趣。 24. 人非圣贤一定会犯错,最好的补偿方法是请她吃顿好的或者送些礼物,顺便跟她致歉,如果她说原谅你了就不要废话,没原谅你之前她会给你脸色看,千万不要唧唧歪歪。 25. 射手最不吃回头草,千万不要嫉妒她以前的男友,相信我,她绝不会回头,即使回头也不过是在那段结束的感情上再浇一盆冷水; 26. 射手天生爱憎分明,对感情她不会拖拖拉拉,她也不会等你拖拉,如果你不立刻决定你可能再也见不到她; 27. 她很漠视教条礼规,如果她肯去见你的家人并表现乖巧,那说明她真的很在乎你; 28. 她愿意接受别人的意见,只要你中肯的说出来,不但不会惹毛她,也许还得到一个吻; 29. 没有什么能让她终生喜欢,要博得她长久的芳心你必须懂得该出现和消失的时机,掌握不好就会让她厌烦,多察言观色对你没有坏处,因为她什么都写在脸上; 30. 射手容易心软,但她不会爱上比她弱的男生,让她看到你的力量,但要适可而止; 31. 射手还爱出风头,适时让她表现,或在她表现后夸赞几句,她会对你另眼相看; 32. 在方向上她可能是个白痴,你们出门最好由你带路,至少你要带着地图,如果你也是良牙的话; 33. 大度的人最烦小心眼儿,你的表现不像个男人,下次你就见不到她了; 34. 做事果断坚决最得她欢心,她通常都不考虑后果,适时给她建议指引方向,她就会依赖上你的思想; 35. 射手最大的优点就是宽容和独立,如果你想找个小鸟依人劝你赶快看看别处,她是绝对不会冒充双鱼的; 36. 射手被人冤枉时最郁闷,被人背叛时最痛苦,你最好不要这样做,否则你家被炸平我可不负责; 37. 她有不少缺点,淘气得让你头疼,但她的可爱你又放不下,不要强迫她去成熟起来,她的单纯自然天成,到中年也能颇得人心; 38. 爱她就大声的讲出来,畏畏缩缩得不到她的爱,只要你主动了一分,她自然会表现两分热忱; 39. 都说射手天生克蝎子,因为阴霾遇到了阳光,如果你想做007侦察她的行踪,小心她发现后把你cancel掉; 40. 她会告诉你她爱你,然后失踪了也说不定,爱上射手只有自求多福,等待的时候你有很多事情可以做来提高自己; 41. 如果有幸你娶到她了,恭喜你,婚后的射手通常会稳重许多,成为同辈尊敬的妇女,她会偶尔想要玩乐,我想满足她并不困难; 42. 不接受她的观点她可能会难过一阵子,最好的办法是给她解释清楚,她乐于接受你的观点和坦诚,下一分钟你就会在别的地方看见快乐的她了; 43. 通常射手信命,但是她们又是不服输的一群,在原则问题上不要与她们争辩,她们很习惯求同存异的生活方式。 April 16 家里来了一只小鸭子想了半天如何让这个题目不产生歧义,想来想去发现不在于你如何措辞,只要题目中有想点明的重点:鸭子,那就华丽丽地变成了标题党。干脆做罢,随它去吧。
今天无比犯困,回家就手捂着这只毛绒绒的小东西一起睡着了。它竟然跟钻妈妈翅膀一样使劲往里钻呢。可爱死了。
我晕!越写越觉得不对劲了。算了。它特可爱。有精神的时候再上图吧。
希望小P不再把它送人。 April 10 世界总有新鲜事儿二年前玩GOOGLE EARTH的时候不知道怎么着传了张照片上去,二年后突然间想起来玩玩突然发现这样一条留言: ,在十二月 26, 2007,说: 你好,我是《国家人文地理》杂志社的记者,杂志日前正在做一期三亚海棠湾的策划,想采用你蜈支洲岛的照片,如果乐意,看到留言请和我联系,谢谢。 ------------------------------------------------------------- 一年半过去了。。。。。当时我要看见了多好。还是个我挺喜欢的杂志呢。 March 30 开心网上穷开心昨天晚上光顾装修房间了,把博客给忘了。。。
换了套居华里的房子。先装客厅。好希望这是非洲的角落。
我是如此贪心,草原和海滩都想要。当你顿悟了某种技巧之后,一切都变得开朗起来。于是我给床找了个绝美的地方。所以第一个想起创意的人是值得尊敬的。之后均为模仿而已。
虽然很喜欢上面的素静,不过还是加了些东西,使它看起来更实用一些。
这个浴室最早的时候就装出来了。光想想躺在里面泡热水就心花怒放。
这是最初的创意来源。这样看上去真是赏心悦目。这下我除了海景房,湖景房也有了。
试了另一种组合方式。空间更大了。已经陶醉到不行了。。。
不仅有山景房,我还有马房~HI到家了。
YY得心情好爽啊。。。好喜欢最后一张,比婺源还好看~~~~~
欢迎大家到我家参观居住~ March 28 今天在开心被点了个有意思的名,转过来。1. 把你的播放器(或mp3)打开,放进你所有的歌...打开随机模式
2. 点“下一首”来获得每个问题的答案
3. 你必须写下那首歌的名字无论看起来有多傻
4. 在歌名后面的括号里写下评论
5. 点10个朋友
6. 所有被点的必须做同样的事,因为如果不做的话大家都不会做了......
开始:
1如果有人说, “ 这样行吗? ” 你回答 そばにいるね - 青山黛瑪 点到这首歌,忍不住停下来把它听完。这是我的五星歌。
2你怎样描述自己的
Mofo- U2
OMG!这描述酷过头了吧?这歌我评的一星。跳。
3你喜欢一个男孩 / 女孩什么? Seven Days In Sunny June-Jamiroquai 不错,我喜欢一个人阳光,像每时每日在阳光六月中。好。这歌二星歌。跳。
4你今天感觉怎么样? E Piko - Lullaby - Dan Gibson's Solitudes 好。大溪地专辑中的摇篮曲。我现在正在阳光下昏昏欲睡呢。这歌伴着海浪声柔到心里去了。五星,听完。希望不会就此睡着吧。。。
5你生命的目的是什么? A Place In Time - Amanda Abizaid
人类灭亡前夜的哀号美国科幻电视巨作《The 4400》凄美绝望主题曲,我天,我的ITUNES知道我在答题啊。生命不过就是长久时间中占据的一小块地方而已。歌二星,但短,没等跳就自己结束了。
6你的座右铭?
She's No You (Neptunes Remix) - Jesse McCartney feat. Fabolous 17岁白人美少男杰赛与黑人说唱家法博乐斯再造情歌神作,我评四星。这歌名有点反映平日的我呢,IM NO U,我完全不是你,管我怎么做。
7你的朋友怎么看你?
The Nobodies- Marilyn Manson
翻成了精神分裂。。。好吧,点解精要,我怀疑大部分朋友就是这么看我的。。。这一星歌。
8你怎么看你的父母?
Nothing Can Be Explained (Vocal Version) - Mike Wyzgowski
无从解释,被翻成了尸魂界,死神中的歌曲。。。不用这么恶毒吧。。。我就说留这么多地狱魔音早晚会出事。。。。这二星歌。
9你经常考虑的事情是什么?
Watchin Over You (Jost & Fleps Radio Mix) - Patrick Nuo 呃,好吧。我经常在考虑盯着你喔。这歌四星,很好听。
10你怎么看你最好的朋友? Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz PERFECT!就这感觉,Feel Goooood.这歌四星。
11你怎么看你喜欢的人? Where The Wild Roses Grow - Nick Cave feat. Kylie Minogue 野玫瑰在哪里开放。。。这歌五星,非常好听。 如果你想听好音乐,可以听它,不要收集相关资料。如果你想受虐,就研究下歌词去吧。我竟听到上瘾欲罢不能,就是带刺的玫瑰才会更诱人。
12你生命的故事是什么 ? Mona Lisa - Britney Spears 好~我神秘地笑,我又神秘地笑++++这歌四星,好听。
13你长大后想成为什么? Will Of The Heart - "Bleach" OST 一切追随心灵去做的事情。死神的动人钢琴曲。大气的悲伤。四星推荐。
14你的爱好 / 兴趣是?
Una Nueva Edad- Eros Ramazzotti 这什么东西啊。。。汗。难道我的爱好就是乱七八糟?这歌这么听听倒好听了,从三星升至四星。
15你最害怕的是?
Maria - US5
好吧,我怕一个叫玛丽亚的女的。。。这歌三星。
16你最大的秘密是?
The Right Kind Of Love - Jeremy Jordan
我最大的秘密都告诉你了喔。这三星歌。
17当你看到喜欢的人你会想什么 Beautiful Morning - Ace Of Base 哈哈。好。就是这感觉。三星。
18你婚礼的时候会跳哪首歌?
The Gentle Path- Dan Gibson's Solitudes
这歌好,不过婚礼的话会不会跳睡着了啊?感觉大家都变成慢镜了。。
19他们在你葬礼的时候会放什么音乐?
Your Body- Pretty Ricky
我天。。。灵异!BOBY这里该翻成尸体吧。。。汗。歌二星,太闹的我都不太喜欢。
20你会把这篇问卷叫什么?
Walk Me Home - Mandy Moore
美国变身美少女曼迪甜心唱不腻凄美魔力欲念金曲,四星。用来答这个题倒是根本不着调。。。。那我直译这篇问卷为:走我回家。
有人想做吗?看到此篇的你们都被点了!拿走试一下吧。我觉得这个要中文歌名才更有意思,只可惜我这里鲜有中文歌。
回头儿再用另一个电脑来做一套看看。 February 10 测你未来老公的帅气度http://lady.163.com/08/0623/16/4F4SU8GU00261PJL.html A.感情丰富的儒雅男英俊度:★★★★★ 你未来另一半的样子比较儒雅,性格偏静,目光不够锐利,甚至有点文弱书生的感觉哟!你对于情感丰富的异性有特殊的好感,所以白面书生型的男子最得你青睐。恋爱时期的你或许觉得他温柔又有内涵,尽管他不是那种整天将爱挂在嘴边的人,但也着实让你觉得贴心,进入婚姻生活以后,他并不像别人的老公那样为钱而奔忙,所以将来的你会觉得他有点软弱无能,但又无法改变他清高自傲的本性。
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